fandompariah:

dopeluminarydreamer:

tremendify:

vitamorsthetall:

caenis-doceri:

bugsgocracra0:

gaypeopletwitter:

Originally posted by sweetscarlett

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

eatingisfab:

twinsfawn:

if u grew up watching these ur so valid and sexcy

same omg, Princess and the pauper and swan lake are my faves <3

thebootydiaries:

someone: am i the only one who—

me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth

my0clonic-jerk:

working in the drive-thru

fuckyahumor:

me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?

woman: uh… it’s for a boy.

me: okay congratulations

me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy

woman: i want a boy toy please

me: haha dont we all

woman:

me:

me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose

mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

dykeboots:

tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.

unrelatedtouserboxes:

babel-infocalypse:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

do you need to talk

i wish i was a croissant 

noisephilia:

frogmp3:

hornycritical:

In case you haven’t been on Twitter lately the most recent discourse is that a vegan consoled a crying child and gave her money for ice cream, and another vegan made a callout because she didn’t tell the child to buy vegan ice cream.

i lost it at this reply

the thread fucking rules